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wdeadwyler 12-15-2005 05:36 PM

Nominations for Greatest Warrior of All
 
Suppose, theoretically, that there was a one on one tournament of every conceivable fictional warrior ever. Who would win?

Any omnipotent being is disqualified.

Differying characters of the same class (ex: Gandalf vs Merlin) should just be referred to as Wizards.

samjjones 12-15-2005 05:38 PM

Re: Nominations for Greatest Warrior of All
 
The Fonz. His superpowers are his thumb and snapping his fingers.

http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/.../3419/fonz.gif


4_2_it 12-15-2005 05:39 PM

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The superhero who has the power of mind control.

diebitter 12-15-2005 05:39 PM

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The Fonz. His superpowers are his thumb and snapping his fingers.

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No he has two more. Thunder (left) and lightning (right). Do not [censored] with the Fonz.

Big_Jim 12-15-2005 05:39 PM

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Conan the Barbarian. Definitely Conan.

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/a/c...50ac3bad91.gif

wdeadwyler 12-15-2005 05:41 PM

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The who has the power of mind control.

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Ummm. Damn, ignore them too?

samjjones 12-15-2005 05:41 PM

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The Fonz. His superpowers are his thumb and snapping his fingers.

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No he has two more. Thunder (left) and lightning (right). Do not [censored] with the Fonz.

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And his lips. Also, I'm guessing his cock is superpowered too, although I have no firsthand knowledge of this.

Gunny Highway 12-15-2005 05:42 PM

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Something this dorky can only be decided with 16-sided dice, not an oot poll.

wdeadwyler 12-15-2005 05:43 PM

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Something this dorky can only be decided with 16-sided dice, not an oot poll.

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WTF does 16 sided die look like? Does it exist?

man 12-15-2005 05:44 PM

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I nominate:
http://www.costumejunkie.com/riddick.jpg
although I would vote for conan.

CollinEstes 12-15-2005 05:44 PM

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http://www.entertainmentearth.com/im...S/TYV06302.jpg

pokerdirty 12-15-2005 05:45 PM

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"Caaannn yoooouuuu dig iiiitttttt??????"

diebitter 12-15-2005 05:45 PM

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Something this dorky can only be decided with 16-sided dice, not an oot poll.

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WTF does 16 sided die look like? Does it exist?

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It's near enough...
http://img.thefreedictionary.com/wik...d_dice_250.jpg

ArchAngel71857 12-15-2005 05:45 PM

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Achilles.

Conan is disqualified because he is real.

-AA

Nicholasp27 12-15-2005 05:46 PM

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Rex of Rex Kwan Do fame would win this

he has the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man

CollinEstes 12-15-2005 05:47 PM

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Nominates:

http://www.fadtoys.com/celebrity/mov...ay-puff-lg.jpg

Piz0wn0reD!!!!!! 12-15-2005 05:48 PM

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jesus. im sure that guy can throw down.

diebitter 12-15-2005 05:50 PM

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Father McGruder (from Brain Dead aka Dead Alive)
http://www.zelluloid.de/images/szenen/38cdb9d0ada59.jpg

"I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD!"

jakethebake 12-15-2005 05:52 PM

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Those pics are all 18-sided. You can't use an 18-sided die. A 16-sided looks like this.

http://img458.imageshack.us/img458/2...99904936iz.jpg

[censored] retards.

Andrew Fletcher 12-15-2005 05:52 PM

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The answer, clearly, is Big Foot.

diebitter 12-15-2005 05:53 PM

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Posts: 19999

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1 to go I see!

12-15-2005 05:54 PM

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Nomination

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...karate-kid.jpg

Try to be best
‘Cause you’re only a man
And a man’s gotta learn to take it

Try to believe
Though the going gets rough
That you gotta hang tough to make it

History repeats itself
Try and you’ll succeed

Never doubt that you’re the one
And you can have your dreams!

You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own

ScottieK

mrkilla 12-15-2005 05:54 PM

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its a Die used to play D+D with, only the ubber cool played this game

samjjones 12-15-2005 05:56 PM

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Nomination

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...karate-kid.jpg

ScottieK

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This thread is for the greatest warrior of all, not the most awesome song playing over a film montage of all time.

Warik 12-15-2005 05:57 PM

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http://he-man.3wpages.com/He-Man.gif

He-Man.

Who, by definition, is "The Most Powerful Man in the Universe!"

Andrew Fletcher 12-15-2005 05:59 PM

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Conan the Barbarian. Definitely Conan.

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/a/c...50ac3bad91.gif

[/ QUOTE ]This is so clearly stolen from blazing saddles that Mel Brooks should c.ock slap you.

coffeecrazy1 12-15-2005 05:59 PM

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Nomination

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...karate-kid.jpg

ScottieK

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This thread is for the greatest warrior of all, not the most awesome song playing over a film montage of all time.

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It wouldn't even win that, since the theme playing over the Bloodsport fight sequences is even more awesome.

wdeadwyler 12-15-2005 06:01 PM

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its a Die used to play D+D with, only the ubber cool played this game

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I played Wereworf, Vampire, and DnD and I had no idea d16 existed. Why not use two d8's?

samjjones 12-15-2005 06:02 PM

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Nomination

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...karate-kid.jpg

ScottieK

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This thread is for the greatest warrior of all, not the most awesome song playing over a film montage of all time.

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It wouldn't even win that, since the theme playing over the Bloodsport fight sequences is even more awesome.

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There is clearly only one way to settle this.
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OOT POLL NOMINATION THREAD!

12-15-2005 06:02 PM

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Galactus. This hombre consumes WORLDS

Check it out:

http://marvelite.prohosting.com/surf...s/profile.html

LLL

Big_Jim 12-15-2005 06:03 PM

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I had no idea d16 existed. Why not use two d8's?

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One 16 sided die != Two 8 sided dice.


Consider a 12 sided die vs. two 6 sided dice.

coffeecrazy1 12-15-2005 06:04 PM

How is this not the answer?
 
http://totalworkout.homestead.com/files/chuck2.jpg

icepick 12-15-2005 06:06 PM

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Those pics are all 18-sided. You can't use an 18-sided die. A 16-sided looks like this.

[censored] retards.

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But those were pics of a 20 sided die. [censored] retard. Jake, you owe me a beer, so now that's 2.

Big_Jim 12-15-2005 06:07 PM

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This is so clearly stolen from blazing saddles that Mel Brooks should c.ock slap you.

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Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

I change my nomination to Mongo.
http://100megsfree4.com/nzwa/Sludge.jpg

Please Mr. Brooks, don't cock slap me. I still haven't healed since the last time.

wdeadwyler 12-15-2005 06:10 PM

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There is clearly only one way to settle this.
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OOT POLL NOMINATION THREAD!

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Thats what this is supposed to be

MonkeeMan 12-15-2005 06:10 PM

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http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/n...photo/a_wc.jpg

Name: Wilt Chamberlain
Team: Warriors 59-64
Conquests: 10,000+

bosoxfan 12-15-2005 06:29 PM

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Why not use two d8's?

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If you use two die rolling a 1 would be very difficult.

Paluka 12-15-2005 06:32 PM

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Wolverine.

diebitter 12-15-2005 06:35 PM

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Bats
http://www.efavata.com/CBM/images/ba...easer4_cbm.jpg

swede123 12-15-2005 06:36 PM

Re: Nominations for Greatest Warrior of All
 
Superman
The Hulk
Thor
Odin


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