to much time on my hands...

[tolbiny]

after many arguments with my brother over what the worst movie ever made was we have decided to settle it once and for all. We have set up a 16 movie bracket, and we will watch oppossing movies head to head with one moving on untill there is only one, terrible, horrible atrocious movie left. However since this is going to be a one time event we need to make sure that every movie on the list deserves to be there, and that we dont miss the dark horse that would take the prize.
The only conditions we came up with were that
1. made post 1990
2. no breasts shown

here is our list.

1. Speed 2
2. exit wounds
3. coyote ugly
4. Pluto nash


1. battlefield earth
2. look who’s talking now
3. the postman
4. the next best thing



1. double team
2. broken arrow
3. Armageddon
4. major league 3


1. gigli
2. independence day
3. glitter
4. gone in sixty seconds





Alternates:
1. Mona lisa smile
2. demolition man
3. black knight
4. modern problems

[Jimbo]

You must not get out much if you think these movies are anywhere near the worst using your criteria.

Jimbo

[tolbiny]

then please enlighten us and add one or two to the list

[Jimbo]

Actually I would need to purge all on your list and start over. Perhaps I'll add some later this evening.

Jimbo

[sucka]

The Horse Whisperer

Nuff Said...

[eggzz]

Drop Independence Day, insert Ishtar

[Clarkmeister]

Blind Fury. Lock.

[jayadd]

i hate to admit i saw this movie but my niece made me....

From justin to kelly....
it was that american idol movie kelly clarkson and justin something....

my other choice would be....

cliffhanger

[MicroBob]

i dont think Rocky 5 was post 1990 so it sadly doesnt qualify.

i think Phone Booth with Colin Farrell deserves consideration.

a couple kevin costner movies...The Bodyguard and Waterworld...are probably deserving if they are post 1990.
actually, For the Love of the Game kind of sucked also.

i would also vote for the Tom Hanks/Meg Ryan combo of Youve Got Mail and Sleepless in Seattle but that's just me.


however, i think The Truth About Cats and Dogs should be your winner without even having to run a tournament. this is easily the worst movie of all time.


isnt there an annual bad movie award ceremony the day before the oscars?? might be called The Raspeberries. you might want to look into it for further ideas if you don't agree with me on that whole truth about cats and dogs thing.

[MasterShakes]

I'm with you on several of these, but not nearly all of them. Consult Hulk Hogan as actor and you will have a plethora of material to work with, like the trio of terror: Mr. Nanny, Suburban Commando and Santa With Muscles. Rocky 5 was a 1990 movie. Blues Brothers 2000 is also an excellent candidate. Pauly Shore's reign of darkness - 1992 to 1996? And no boobs in any of them.