Religious wackiness

[ACPlayer]

OK, so we have outsourcing of manual labor and now outsourcing of brain power, here comes yet another trend:

Mass intentions in Kerala

Unfortunately, i could not find a website where I too could have had mass said (or whatever is the correct phraseology) in a language I dont understand and without having to give up my poker game!!!

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I liked the one I saw on TV a few years ago, where a guy made up a Port-a-Fessional (like a Port-a-Potty, you know), all done up beautifully with ornate wood trim and everything. He "parked" it in some city square and took confession after confession. He wasn't a priest, though.