Getting Married

[Big Mo]

Most of you probably saw the announcement in the News/gossip forum. John Shaft is going to make an honest woman out of me. Well we're not really giving up the "swing" but it sounds good.

I need someone to plan the bachelor and bachelorette parties. Please post your ideas and the best gets the job.

PS Feel free to congratulate my shaft.

[G Money]

No you didn't! Uh eh. I know some homies that like a little meat on their bones but this skeezer is a flop house and greasy.

Mo what did you do to chain his chitlins? Go on with yo bad self.

[Steven Purple]

Punk may be gone but I'm still here. He would want this weding held in a royal court.

Perhaps Phil Mc Crack can give a ulagee.

[The Real Don]

Shaft never asked for permission. We will have to stop this occassion unless Shaft offers a deal we can't refuse.