Derek Jeter = ??????? (hint: he sucks)

[sthief09]

so I'm chatting with arkady about our hatred for the Yankees and we come to a conclusion...

Derek Jeter is like QJo, and specifically the crappy QJo, Q [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]J [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. it seems good when you know nothing about the game, but when you realize what's going on, you realize it's a piece of [censored]. it has all those worthless intangibles, and occasionally does something pretty good, like make a broadway straight. but in general it needs to get lucky and flop a boat to have any value, but even Roger Cedeno or 7 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]2 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] could do that.

so please, the next time you pick up QJo, or see Derek Jeter on TV, don't mistake it for something with value, because it's clearly -EV

(and yes, this is a topic related to small stakes hold'em)

[bisonbison]

His bat more than makes up for his concrete glove. I don't like him, but I think he's more like KJs. A long-term winner with a giant potential for pain.

[arkady]

KJs? Whats next, you going to compare him to big slick? I respecfully disagree! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[bisonbison]

Nomar is ATs: powerful but fragile.
ARod, respectfully, is big slick.

[GuyOnTilt]

Cubs = AQo
'Stros = AKs

Go 'Stros!

GoT

[eh923]

A-Fraud is more like AA being dealt to a real dumbass. You hate to see it happen, but he makes a lot of money.

[bisonbison]

I say he's big slick cause he's the best shortstop in the history of the game.

[sthief09]

honus wagner > arod [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[bisonbison]

Let's put it this way. If every shortstop in the history of the game were available right now, I would draft A-rod.

[umdpoker]

[censored] beautiful. jeter sucks. well, maybe suck is a little strong. but he certainly doesn't have the skills to be an all-star every year. he is just lucky he plays in new york.