I went into a B&M

[Big Mo]

They gave me a cheap chair that broke and I fell forward into the table and that collapsed on the dealer and 2 other players. Do I have a lawa suit?

[GrannyMae]

Do I have a lawa suit?

probably not, but you have my undying love and admiration.

i find that if i duct tape my breasts to my shoulderblades, it help keeps the center of gravity, and i break fewer chairs.

lemme know if it works out for you