sophmoric new poker expression

[Jeff V]

I think I invented this one. When you have the nut flush on the turn, the board pairs on the river, and you get raised call and say " I can't beat a boat I have the taint." When asked what's the taint, reply it's just under the nuts [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
Use this at your leisure.

[Rushmore]

[youtalkfunny]

I've got a couple I made up. I think they're cool, but need feedback.

You know that awkward moment, when everyone folds, and the two players in the blinds look at each other hopefully, wondering if the other will chop? But no one says anything?

Clearly, the SB wants to chop, or else he would've acted on his hand. It's really up to the BB.

Here's a great chance for the dealer to ask, "Ch'option?"

I'm trying to make "ch'oppurtunity" work, but it doesn't have that same ring to it.

[daryn]

we all know that AKQJT is called broadway,

so my friend coined the phrase "the off-broadway play" for KQJT9