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Old 02-20-2004, 04:58 PM
thomastem thomastem is offline
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Default Funny Situation

Disclaimer: This joke is making fun of stupid people as a group not stupid people themselves. Individuals wishing to complain must contact the head idiot at: Booboothefool@reallydumb.com
Boo Boo can then complain to the mod as a group whining.

Joke that you can tell to loosen up your Hold'em table:

I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the
clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card.
She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the
card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary
to compare the signature I had just signed on the receipt. So I signed
the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared the signature to
the one I had just signed on the receipt. As luck would have it,
they matched.
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Old 02-21-2004, 12:27 AM
fsuplayer fsuplayer is offline
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Default Re: Funny Situation

Well thats depressing. I guess thats one reason why we carry around photo ID's.
Good post, good laugh, but your comment made it great!
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Old 02-21-2004, 10:55 AM
ramjam ramjam is offline
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Default Animal joke

What has 8 legs, 2 wings and 2 arms?







A man on a horse holding a chicken.
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