Just a Quick Joke

[Graham]

This is just how the joke was sent to me - insert your favourite names/characters instead if you wish...


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HORSE COUNTRY

A man walked into a bar near Lexington, KY and ordered a beer just as
former President Clinton appeared on the television. After a few sips,
he looked up at the television and mumbled, "Now, there's the biggest
horse's ass I've ever seen."
A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him,
and decked him.
A few minutes later, as the man was finishing his beer, Hillary Clinton
appeared on the television. "She's a horse's ass too," the man said.
This time, a customer at the other end of the bar quickly stood up,
walked over to him and knocked him flat.
The man said, climbing back up to the bar, "This must be Clinton
country!"
"Nope," the bartender replied, "you're in HORSE country."


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[bigpooch]

[natedogg]

nt

[benfranklin]

A guy walks into a bar and say, "I need a drink. I've been dealing with lawyers all day. All lawyers are @ssholes."

A guy at the end of the bar says, "Hey, watch your mouth!"

The first guy says, "Sorry, are you a lawyer?"

The other guy says, "No, I'm an @sshole."

[Graham]

[ QUOTE ]
A guy walks into a bar and say, "I need a drink. I've been dealing with lawyers all day. All lawyers are @ssholes."

A guy at the end of the bar says, "Hey, watch your mouth!"

The first guy says, "Sorry, are you a lawyer?"

The other guy says, "No, I'm an @sshole."

[/ QUOTE ]


Now, that's funny!! I like.

[smudgex68]

Horse goes into a bar and asks for a beer. Barman says "why the long face"

[youtalkfunny]

A giraffe walks into a bar, and announces, "The highballs are on me!"