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Old 01-22-2004, 01:49 AM
Zeno Zeno is offline
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The follow link is to a religious site I found very amusing, others may be offended by it so be careful of what you see and read Landover Baptist Church

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Old 01-22-2004, 10:08 AM
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Default nope. looks like the national enquirer of the extremely religious (NM)

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Old 01-22-2004, 10:37 AM
Kurn, son of Mogh Kurn, son of Mogh is offline
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I've been a devoted reader of Landover Baptist for several years. It is "The Onion" of the religious right.

Now if you want something *really* freaky (because it's not tongue-in-cheek), check out Rapture Ready
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Old 01-22-2004, 12:10 PM
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The strange thing is that much (or most) of the "religious right" really is following principles and ideologies which are embellishments to Christianity rather than following true fundamentalist Christianity.

I suspect that the term "fundamentalism" as is commonly used, is actually misused.

Most popularly-called "fundamentalists" rather than following only the direct words and teachings of Jesus, follow a host of associated ideas which they have somehow even expanded to unrelated political objectives. True "fundamentalists" would simply follow the teachings of Jesus--who, for instance, never said anything justifying the slaying of abortion doctors, or anyone else for that matter (by the way it is a remarkable contrast to the words of Muhammad who specifically and repeatedly called for many violent acts against unbelievers until they repent and confess that there is no God but Allah, or submit to Islamic rule and pay the poll tax).

In other words, I am in the process of forming the opinion that , from the words of Jesus as recorded in the Gospels in the first century, true followers of Jesus' teachings would apparently have to be pacifist (presuming the record and translations are accurate enough).
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Old 01-22-2004, 12:37 PM
Kurn, son of Mogh Kurn, son of Mogh is offline
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Well, this may be opening a can of worms, but it seems to me that much of the puritanical bent of the "fundamentalist" Christians seems to derive less from the words of Jesus of Nazareth and more from the letters of Saul of Tarsus.
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Old 01-22-2004, 01:04 PM
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If so, then maybe they should call themselves Saulians rather than Christians.
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Old 01-22-2004, 01:12 PM
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tho these sites make me laugh, every time someone hits on one of them, their hit count goes up, which at least indirectly helps their fukked up causes.

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Old 01-22-2004, 01:26 PM
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I presumed that site was a Parody Site--but I could be wrong;-)
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Old 01-22-2004, 02:51 PM
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Paul (Saul) was a fanatic, a rather intelligent one, but still a fanatic. Let's not forget that much of 'Christianity' was built up over a long period of time and much has been grafted onto the 'original tree'. Augustine, Jerome, Thomas Aquinas, Martin Luther, John Calvin and a host of others had enormous influence on thought and direction of Christianity. In addition other sects, cults, and religions had much early influence, for example Manichaesim (St. Augustine was an adherer before his conversion) and other Gnostic doctrines (Paul ranted against some of these in his letters) and Zoroastrianism. Platonic philosophy was also mixed in as needed to augment the vast theology built up in the early years of the church.

The Christ, as presented in the four canonical gospels, is an amalgamation of myth, folklore, selective memory, and bad writing. I personnally think that there may have been a central figure to the stories but that much was added to and interweaved in from other sources for a variety of purposes, not the least of which was an appeal to get converts. The “real” Jesus was lost long ago under successive layers of balderdash, propaganda, falsehoods, deliberate lies, and a metaphysical theology so idiotic and ornate that it can only appeal to the hopelessly credulous or the terminally insane. And I am being generous and holding back as much as I can with the above statements.

Enough for now.

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Old 01-22-2004, 03:45 PM
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Landover Baptist is a parody, Rapture Ready is not.
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