LET'S RE-ELECT BUSH(very long)

[Nepa]

I found this somewhere else on the internet and thought that it was pretty funny.

Here are some other wonderful accomplishments of the current Republicanazi
administration:

Attacked and took over two countries.

Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.

Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.

Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month
period.

Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.

First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.

First president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.

First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by
any president in US history.

After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over
the worst security failure in US history.

Set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips than any other
president in US history.

In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job.

Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any
president in US history.

Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12 month period.

Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any
president in US history.

Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any
president since the advent of television.

Signed more laws and executive orders circumventing the Constitution than
any president in US history.

Presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to
intervene when corruption was revealed.

Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use
the national reserves as past presidents have.

Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.

Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take
to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record
for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
(http://www.hyperreal.org/~dana/marches/)

Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.

My presidency is the most secretive and un-accountable of any in US history.

Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history.
(the 'poorest' multi-millionaire, Condoleeza Rice has an Chevron oil
tanker named after her).

Had more states to simultaneously go bankrupt than any president in the
history of the United States.

Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in
any country in the history of the world.

Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of
the United States.

Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more
than any president in US history.

First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US
from the human rights commission.

First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US
from the elections monitoring board.

Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US
history.

Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.

Withdrew from the World Court of Law.

Refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default
no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.

First president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors
(during the 2002 US elections).

All-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.

My biggest life-time campaign contributor presided over one of the largest
corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of
Enron Corporation).

Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.

First president in US history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation
against the will of the United Nations and the world community.

First president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then
lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)

First US president to establish a secret shadow government.

Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a
year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the
biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).

With a policy of 'dis-engagement' created the most hostile
Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.

Fist US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe
(71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and
stability.

First US president in history to have the people of South Korea more
threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.

Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government
contracts.

Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated
US law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for
government contracts.

Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'.

Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of
our country at the United States Capitol building. After 18 months I have
no leads and zero suspects.

In the 18 months following the 911 attacks I have successfully prevented
any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history
of the United States.

Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other
president in US history.

In a little over two years created the most divided country in decades,
possibly the most divided the US has ever been since the civil war.

Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than
two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.

[blueboles]

He'll still get my vote. And win in a landslide, you can count on that.
Kelley

[brad]

what u mean re-elect? heh

on an upside, slogan for 2004 can be

8 more years!

[adios]

"I found this somewhere else on the internet and thought that it was pretty funny. "

You may have found it in the archives on this forum since it's been posted before.

[trillig]

LOL!

Title had me scared!

-t

[HDPM]

When I get depressed I just think of Gore winning. Things could, in fact, be worse.

[brad]

bush has said he wants to sign so called 'assault weapons' ban renewal.

curious to see what you think if/when he does.

[ripdog]

Here's something I read in the letters section of the op-ed page in the Seattle Times:

I finally understand Bush's strategy--Save the forests by cutting them down, liberate the Iraqi's by killing them, and raise money by cutting taxes. Let's show our support for him by voting him out of office.

[brad]

'Let's show our support for him by voting him out of office.'

u think itll work again [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Nepa]

Sorry I didn't realize it was on here before. A little different but pretty much the same thing.