Please define: LMO; ROFLMAO

[Moyer]

Someone tell me what these abbreviations mean so I can stop feeling like an idiot.

[skaboomizzy]

LMO = LMAO = Laughing my a$$ off

ROFLMAO = Rolling On the Floor Laughing My A$$ Off

Both sentiments can be conveyed much more quickly and with more subtlety using a simple "haha" or "heh". At least that's what I use. I'm such a literalist.

[Rushmore]

LMO= "Nice Hand."

ROFLMAO= "You lousy sonofabitch, you are the worst poker player I have ever seen. You ignorantly call all those bets, then you miraculously suck out on me, and NOW you want to try to justify it with some inane rationalization. You are beneath contempt."