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Old 10-08-2003, 11:52 AM
thomastem thomastem is offline
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Default Pick up line of the week

How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

Disclaimer: This pick-up line was not meant to insult Texans. If you hail from Texas please don't get upset.
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Old 10-08-2003, 12:13 PM
M2d M2d is offline
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Default Re: Pick up line of the week

He: "You're so beautiful, you remind me of my first wife"
She: "how many times have you been married?"
He: "Haven't been, yet"
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Old 10-08-2003, 01:33 PM
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Default much better!

however, I think THIS would work better in your line:

""You're so beautiful, you make me think of my first wife"
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Old 10-08-2003, 08:14 PM
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Default Re: much better!

the art is ever evolving. nice addition
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Old 10-08-2003, 11:40 PM
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Default Re: Pick up line of the week

I figured your favorite line would at least mention a beaver or a trouser mouse. Go figure. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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Old 10-09-2003, 10:54 PM
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Default Hey Pokerbabe...

Your so beautiful you remind me.....aw to hell with it...
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Old 10-09-2003, 11:46 PM
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Default Re: Hey Pokerbabe...

You're so beautiful you remind me of.....pocket aces [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
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Old 10-10-2003, 03:59 AM
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Default Re: Hey Pokerbabe...

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You're so beautiful you remind me of.....pocket aces [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

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I still hold that T [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]T [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] is the sexiest hand in poker. There's just something about those black tens...
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Old 10-10-2003, 10:05 AM
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Default Re: Pick up line of the week

I'm in Lithuania now right now.

"Hey I'm an American, do you speak English seems to be working pretty well."

But, if that doesn't work I've been going back to my two bread and butters:

"If you were a hamburger at McDonald's, they would call you McGorgeous."

"Is you dad a meat burglar? Cuz someone stole some fine hams and put them down your dress"
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Old 10-10-2003, 10:32 AM
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Default Re: Hey Pokerbabe...

I still hold that T [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] is the sexiest hand in poker. There's just something about those black tens...

is there a point where this game becomes a sickness?
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