fund right of travel pt2 (true story this wkend)

[brad]

so anyway at one point one thing lead to another and before i know it, well, i have to admit, i was raped.

whether it was a finger or thumb, i cant be sure.

im not a very smart man, but i know what love is. and let me tell u, this was not love.

so anyway, i told her in no uncertain terms i really didnt like it dont do it again please.

she replied that she posessed an unalienable right to travel.
i said what?
she said she posessed an unalienable right to travel.

i said hey, the right of your fist ends where my nose begins, (so to speak anyway).

and thats all ive got to say about that.

[Boris]

Duude!! She gave you the Shocker. One of those sexual hijinks that everyone talks about but no one (that I know) has actually experienced. Not to make light of your traumatic experience, but your post gave me a good chuckle.

oh wait. you're not talking about a border search are you?

[brad]

yeah i told the story pretty bad, maybe i was trying to be in character (although gump told a good story so no excuse).

anyway it was a true story, heh. actually i wasnt even upset until after when i said, that was your pinky right, and she said, no my thumb. (ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!)

after that i just [censored] her friend the rest of the night(day). heh

im having a good summer for being broke [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]