Joke # 2...

A Mafia Godfather finds out that one of his underlings has screwed him for ten million bucks. This underling happens to be deaf, so the Godfather brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.


The Godfather asks the underling: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The attorney, using sign language, asks the underling where the 10 million dollars is hidden. The underling signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about." The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about." That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the underling's temple, cocks it and says: "Ask him again!"


The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!" The underling signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!" The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?" The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger!"

you should not be telling these jokes. they perpetuate a racist stereotype about Italians. Being Italian, i deeply resent such jokes.


By the way what is the difference between an Italian woman and a bowling ball? A bowling ball doesnt have a beard!


Pat

Two Jewish men are walking the streets of NY when they come across an Italian organ grinder. One of the men goes up to the monkey and gives him a dollar bill. The other man questions him, saying "Saul, why are you giving him money? I thought you hated Italians." Saul replied, "I do, but they are so cute when they're young."