$11, $33: 2 hands (ITM/Bubble) as to why my ROI sucks

[Dr_Jeckyl_00]

Here are 2 great examples of why my ROI sucks... I get impulsive, don't f'in think! I am able to defy the odds... In both hands I s/b a 99% favorite to get at least 2nd... with my amazing skills I can make the impossible happen!

Hand 1 - $11... Villain always limps so I never know what he has... he will limp w/ crap and strong hands... 2 shorty's are in auto fold mode
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 4
Seat 3: Dr_Jeckyl_00 (2790)
Seat 5: flexiblegirl (225)
Seat 6: BuckeyeKings (505)
Seat 8: woogy55 (4480)
flexiblegirl posts small blind (100)
BuckeyeKings posts big blind (200)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Dr_Jeckyl_00 [ 8h, Tc ]
woogy55 calls (200)
Dr_Jeckyl_00 raises (2790) to 2790
Dr_Jeckyl_00 is all-In.
flexiblegirl folds.
BuckeyeKings folds.
woogy55 calls (2590)
Creating Main Pot with $5880 with Dr_Jeckyl_00
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 9h, Jd, Kh ]
** Dealing Turn ** : [ Ts ]
** Dealing River ** : [ Kd ]
** Summary **
Main Pot: 5880 |
Board: [ 9h Jd Kh Ts Kd ]
Dr_Jeckyl_00 balance 0, lost 2790 [ 8h Tc ] [ two pairs, kings and tens -- Kh,Kd,Jd,Tc,Ts ]
flexiblegirl balance 125, lost 100 (folded)
BuckeyeKings balance 305, lost 200 (folded)
woogy55 balance 7570, bet 2790, collected 5880, net +3090 [ Qs Ac ] [ a straight, ten to ace -- Ac,Kh,Qs,Jd,Ts ]


Hand 2 - $33 I think... I assumed shorty was all-in... 1 milli-second after I called I realized he could fold... damn-it!
Seat 9 is the button
Total number of players : 3
Seat 3: Dr_Jeckyl_00 (1980)
Seat 7: HerrFisk (335)
Seat 9: essal (5685)
Dr_Jeckyl_00 posts small blind (150)
HerrFisk posts big blind (300)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Dr_Jeckyl_00 [ 8h, As ]
essal raises (5685) to 5685
essal is all-In.
Dr_Jeckyl_00 calls (1830)
Dr_Jeckyl_00 is all-In.
HerrFisk folds.
Creating Main Pot with $4260 with Dr_Jeckyl_00
Creating Side Pot 1 with $3705 with essal
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 5h, Kd, Jc ]
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 2s ]
** Dealing River ** : [ 7h ]
** Summary **
Main Pot: 4260 | Side Pot 1: 3705
Board: [ 5h Kd Jc 2s 7h ]
Dr_Jeckyl_00 balance 0, lost 1980 [ 8h As ] [ high card ace -- As,Kd,Jc,8h,7h ]
HerrFisk balance 35, lost 300 (folded)
essal balance 7965, bet 5685, collected 7965, net +2280 [ 7c 7d ] [ three of a kind, sevens -- Kd,Jc,7c,7d,7h ]

[jb9]

Don't do stuff like that.

[tigerite]

Ever.

[GtrHtr]

Again.

[TwistedEcho]

always fun to let the bb with 60 chips take third [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Seat 3: GOTIT1961 ( $3136 )
Seat 5: TYCOON28 ( $460 )
Seat 9: TwistingEcho ( $2322 )
Seat 10: tesheets ( $2082 )
Trny:17955863 Level:8
Blinds(200/400)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to TwistingEcho [ Qc Qs ]
>You have options at Table 67426 Table!.
TwistingEcho is all-In [2322]
tesheets folds.
>You have options at Table 67775 Table!.
GOTIT1961 calls [2122].
TYCOON28 folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ Kh, As, 7h ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3d ]
** Dealing River ** [ 3s ]
TwistingEcho shows [ Qc, Qs ] two pairs, queens and threes.
GOTIT1961 shows [ Ah, Jh ] two pairs, aces and threes.
GOTIT1961 wins 5044 chips from the main pot with two pairs, aces and threes.
TwistingEcho finished in fourth place.

[tigerite]

That's very different, and I'd probably do the same there.