Know-it-alls

peritonlogon · #1 11-29-2005, 07:45 PM

Why do know-it-alls always tell me how dumb I am or how bad I am at poker whenever I win a big pot? I come to have a good time and maybe win some money, but then I get called retarded. Not my idea of a good time... if I wanted to be called retarded I could just talk to my daughter.

TheMainEvent · #2 11-29-2005, 07:47 PM

Were you wearing a helmet at the time?

Mason Hellmuth · #3 11-29-2005, 07:47 PM

Countdown to someone calling you a retard: 3... 2... 1...

soko · #4 11-29-2005, 09:45 PM

You should just turn the chat off some people take the game way too serious to even consider listening to them.

DRD66 · #5 11-29-2005, 10:35 PM

WARNING: EXTREMELY NON-PC POST. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

A (in white): Not being a ****ing retard.

jman220 · #6 11-29-2005, 10:37 PM

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WARNING: EXTREMELY NON-PC POST. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

A (in white): Not being a ****ing retard. 

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If anyone actually needed to highlight the text to know what the answer was then they are a ****ing retard.

#7 11-29-2005, 11:22 PM

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Were you wearing a helmet at the time?

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Or licking your monitor?