Poker Jokes

istewart · #1 11-15-2005, 02:22 AM

1. Where did the tight British pot-limit Omaha player land when he came to America?

In white:

<font color="white"> Plimit rock. </font>

2. What does Stephen Hawking play when he visits the Bellagio?

In white:

<font color="white"> Cripple draw. </font>

TheIrishThug · #2 11-15-2005, 02:28 AM

wtf, is 1-5 not good enough for u?

istewart · #3 11-15-2005, 02:34 AM

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wtf, is 1-5 not good enough for u?

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[censored] you.

Autocratic · #4 11-15-2005, 02:37 AM

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wtf, is 1-5 not good enough for u?

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[censored] you.

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Haha.

mason55 · #5 11-15-2005, 02:44 AM

where is 0?

istewart · #6 11-15-2005, 02:47 AM

FWIW, I believe joke #1 to be far superior.

AngryCola · #7 11-15-2005, 02:49 AM

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FWIW, I believe joke #1 to be far superior.

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The first is a real groaner. The second isn't nearly as bad.

istewart · #8 11-15-2005, 02:56 AM

Jesus Christ, wtf.

PoBoy321 · #9 11-15-2005, 03:00 AM

Did you come up with these on your own?

If I were you, I wouldn't want to take the credit.

istewart · #10 11-15-2005, 03:04 AM

I am quite proud, actually.

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