Funny tidbit (NC)

Here is the chat text from a game at Paradise today.
I thought it was funny.

#1,059,828,056: WinTim55 wins ($11.50) with two pair, sixes and fives
»LuBear: haha open handed stright flush draw there
»Schwatt: open handed?
»LuBear: yeo
»LuBear: yep
»Schwatt: lol
»Schwatt: you mean "ended"
»Dealer: WinTim55 shows a flush, ace high
»#1,059,829,777: WinTim55 wins ($18.25) with a flush, ace high
»LuBear: no I call it handed
»LuBear: since u play it with your hand
»Schwatt: mmkay