people getting it on in my kitchen- what do you do?

bholdr · #1 10-10-2005, 03:40 AM

okay, here's the short version:

Last friday was a freinds birthday. we went out drinking at the local pub, got wasted, and brought some people back to my place for a little after-party. It was my buddy, his freind tim, three girls from the bar that i kinda know, and an older gal- i'll call her Jen- from the bar that I've hung out with several times before. She's 42-ish.

We got high and drank, etc, all night. At about 8 in the morning, my neighbor knocked on the door- his battery was dead and he needed a jump. I was glad to help, as half the party had fallen asleep and the other half wasn't very entertaining anymore. after i got outside MY electrical system in my van got all screwed up and it took about 1/2 hour to get back in order. I needed my toolbox, so i knocked on my kitchen window to ask someone to pass it to me...

there was a shuffling/rustling sound, then someone peeked out, then some more movement, and the window opened- Jen was in there looking just a little flustered, and my buddy's freind tim (who is barely 21) had that sht-eating grin and embarrased blush that made the situation pretty damn obvious.

i got the tools and fixed my van and jumped my neighbor's car, came back inside and decided that it was time to kick everyone out ('cept the girl i found sleeping in my bed...).

would people getting it on in your kitchen piss any of you off? why/why not? I'm pretty ambivilent about it, as they at least made an attempt at discresion, and I've been there too, but a freind said he'd be extremely mad if it happened at his place... I've seen them each since, but haven't said anything about it.

thoughts?

PoBoy321 · #2 10-10-2005, 03:43 AM

It'd piss me off because I'm sure there are many places in your house/apartment where they could have had sex where you don't prepare your food every day.

Blarg · #3 10-10-2005, 03:46 AM

I wonder if they were doing it in the kitchen so they could see you coming in, to avoid getting busted.

Anyway, there's better places to find someone's short hairs. I think I'd tell them to get the hell out of the kitchen and go to the bedroom, and then given everything a good going over with some cleanser. Mostly just to get rid of the thought of it.

I wouldn't be too mad, but just be like -- another room guys, for gawdsake.

nothumb · #4 10-10-2005, 03:47 AM

Meh. The kitchen I wouldn't be crazy about, it's not that sanitary for me and I do have to eat there. But if the chick was pretty hot and your buddy was wasted, I'd just give him some lighthearted [censored] about it later.

I had a foursome pop off in my kitchen one night, none of the people involved were that hot so I just sent them in the spare bedroom. Still kinda funny.

NT

bholdr · #5 10-10-2005, 03:48 AM

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It'd piss me off because I'm sure there are many places in your house/apartment where they could have had sex where you don't prepare your food every day.

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yeah... aren't the bathroom or walk-in closet the standard places for sneaky sex at parties? have some class, people!

cpitt398 · #6 10-10-2005, 07:16 AM

Who Cares? In college there were two kinds of friends. Ones that would get pissed if you humped in their bed and one's that would be happy for you b/c you got laid. I always seemed to get along better with the latter.

sexdrugsmoney · #7 10-10-2005, 07:18 AM

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would people getting it on in your kitchen piss any of you off?

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Yes.

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why?

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It's against health regulations.

Lazymeatball · #8 10-10-2005, 07:29 AM

elaborate more on the age difference between Jen and Tim. I find that to be the hilarious part of this story. How old is everyone else at the party?

Lafortezza · #9 10-10-2005, 01:39 PM

Trip report on girl found in your bed later plz, pic mandatory ty.

tonypaladino · #10 10-10-2005, 01:44 PM

The correct answe is to join them. I'm suprised no one said it yet.