What new sport would you like to see?

[diebitter]

Dodge-a-Rhino

[samjjones]

How about rhino rodeo? A guy riding a quarter horse and trying to lasso it down? How about two guys riding on hippopotami (sp?) and jousting?

[Cancer Merchant]

Calvinball

Full contact golf

[fatdave]

ESPN Presents Drunken Pick-Up Lines and Barfights

[fatdave]

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ESPN2 Presents Drunken Pick-Up Lines and Barfights

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FMP

[fnord_too]

I'm thinking of something like "Iron Chef", except instead of challening a person to a cook off, you pick from one of three wild animals to fight, like a wolverine, bobcat, or aligator. The animals and exact nature of "winning" the fight could change from week to week.

[imported_anacardo]

Instead of standard ice hockey, have the guys strap slabs of ice to their feet and skate on a field of razor blades. The blades would have to be arranged in a loop to be able to get anywhere, but that's a minor inconvenience. League awards go to survivors.

[Shajen]

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ESPN8 Presents Drunken Pick-Up Lines and Barfights

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FMP

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FYFMP

The Ocho is gonna rule.

As far as the OP: Presidents and Assholes.

[fatdave]

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I'm thinking of something like "Iron Chef", except instead of challening a person to a cook off, you pick from one of three wild animals to fight, like a wolverine, bobcat, or aligator. The animals and exact nature of "winning" the fight could change from week to week.

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Do you get to cook the animals, Iron Chef style, after you win?

[fnord_too]

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I'm thinking of something like "Iron Chef", except instead of challening a person to a cook off, you pick from one of three wild animals to fight, like a wolverine, bobcat, or aligator. The animals and exact nature of "winning" the fight could change from week to week.

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Do you get to cook the animals, Iron Chef style, after you win?

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Well, certainly the winner can eat the loser, though that may not involve cooking...