Roast beef in the library

EMcWilliams · #1 10-04-2005, 12:37 PM

So I went to my college library today during lunch to get some work done that should have been done last night. Anyway, there is a cafe that serves sandwiches, so I get in, get me a computer, and go to the cafe. I get my favorite, A nice roast beef sandwich, the works, and take it back to the computer. As I begin to enjoy my treat, the girl at the computer gets mad at me cause she is a vegatrain (sp?) and the sandwich is "offending" her, and could I please take it else wear. Besides SIIHP, whats my move?

SittinOnDubsWGW · #2 10-04-2005, 12:40 PM

take another big bite directly in front of her and go "mmmmmm mmmmmm bitch." She will get up and leave. Problem solved.

Maulik · #3 10-04-2005, 12:41 PM

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take another big bite directly in front of her and go "mmmmmm mmmmmm bitch." She will get up and leave. Problem solved.

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that's funny.

TheTROLL · #4 10-04-2005, 12:43 PM

1) Tell her to [censored] off, and carry on eating.

2) Vegetarian.

Escape · #5 10-04-2005, 12:45 PM

Tell her to STFU. This is standard stuff.

LetYouDown · #6 10-04-2005, 12:46 PM

If it's thinly sliced, take a piece off and throw it at her.

Voltron87 · #7 10-04-2005, 12:47 PM

offer her a bite?

as long as you dont stop eating your play is fine here.

RunDownHouse · #8 10-04-2005, 12:48 PM

If you're the [censored] leaving crumbs of food all over the keyboards and globs of grease all over the mouse, you should probably rethink things.

She's being a bitch, but why did you eat the sammich at a computer anyways?

StevieG · #9 10-04-2005, 12:48 PM

Eh. Some people are full of themselves. She'd probably take offense with OOT soon enough anyway. If there's a free computer, go ahead and move.

<font color="white">or be a dick and come back with a bag of pork rinds</font>

istewart · #10 10-04-2005, 12:49 PM

Slap her in the face with your dick.