Haiku challenge - must include your own handle

[diebitter]

Beat this, girls!

Knowledge resides here,
But it is better to die
dumb than die bitter

[kyro]

I do believe that
you can find many camels
in Kyro, Egypt.

(Ba-zing)

[Shajen]

This is retarded.
But I will gladly opt in
my name is shajen

BOOO, HISS, BOOO.

Hermaphrodite I,
really freaked out some dudes who
did not expect ÖÖ

[wh1t3bread]

w-h-one-t-three
bread has zero posting skills
but I try anyway

[4_2_it]

2 + 2 forum
many brilliant posters there
Except 4_2_it

[swede123]

A true poet won't
conform to silly rules like
you mandate, fucker

Swede

[glen]

A few times a year
Jack to Blood ratio high
Glen should not have played
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[offTopic]

Smarmy one-liners
The very definition
Of OffTopic posts

[asofel]

This is hard you ass
O, fell, once again, damn drugs
thank god its friday