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how can i get fat
i bet my dad 100 bucks that he could not lose 15 pounds before i gained 10. it was an easy bet because there is no way my dad would ever be able to lose 15 pounds. however we just had a family tragedy and he has not been eating and now i am in danger of losing the bet. i need to gain 10 pounds in a few weeks. what should i eat/do to gain weight quickly without feeling like i want to die?
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Re: how can i get fat
Beer and pasta.
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#3
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Re: how can i get fat
give good blowjobs
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Re: how can i get fat
....instead of bread, use PopTarts. If you have any doubt, rub whatever you're eating on a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain!
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Re: how can i get fat
Hi Doctor Nick!!!!
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Re: how can i get fat
Hi, Everybody!!!
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Re: how can i get fat
drink lots of mountain dew. eat candy. if you really want to speed up the process and cant stand the taste of all the sugar, make jello and put a ridiculous amount of sugar in it. swallow the jellow without chewing just like jello shots.
you could also drink alot of alcohol because it has alot of calories. i recommend jello shots for this as well. |
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Re: how can i get fat
hey rory, when will you two be weighing yourselves?
to be honest i think you should go lift weights (exercise seems counterintuitive but muscle weighs more than fat). eat some food a couple hours before you lift and eat some more a couple hours after you lift. drink lots of water. |
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Re: how can i get fat
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drink lots of mountain dew [/ QUOTE ] This won't work. I drink more than lots and am not fat. |
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