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Old 09-14-2005, 03:24 AM
rory rory is offline
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Default how can i get fat

i bet my dad 100 bucks that he could not lose 15 pounds before i gained 10. it was an easy bet because there is no way my dad would ever be able to lose 15 pounds. however we just had a family tragedy and he has not been eating and now i am in danger of losing the bet. i need to gain 10 pounds in a few weeks. what should i eat/do to gain weight quickly without feeling like i want to die?
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Old 09-14-2005, 03:26 AM
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Beer and pasta.
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Old 09-14-2005, 03:26 AM
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Old 09-14-2005, 03:27 AM
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....instead of bread, use PopTarts. If you have any doubt, rub whatever you're eating on a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain!

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Old 09-14-2005, 03:29 AM
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Hi Doctor Nick!!!!
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Old 09-14-2005, 03:30 AM
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Hi, Everybody!!!
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Old 09-14-2005, 03:30 AM
TStoneMBD TStoneMBD is offline
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drink lots of mountain dew. eat candy. if you really want to speed up the process and cant stand the taste of all the sugar, make jello and put a ridiculous amount of sugar in it. swallow the jellow without chewing just like jello shots.

you could also drink alot of alcohol because it has alot of calories. i recommend jello shots for this as well.
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Old 09-14-2005, 03:30 AM
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Old 09-14-2005, 03:30 AM
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hey rory, when will you two be weighing yourselves?

to be honest i think you should go lift weights (exercise seems counterintuitive but muscle weighs more than fat). eat some food a couple hours before you lift and eat some more a couple hours after you lift. drink lots of water.
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Old 09-14-2005, 03:32 AM
siccjay siccjay is offline
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drink lots of mountain dew

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This won't work. I drink more than lots and am not fat.
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