|
|
#1
09-06-2005, 03:27 PM
|
|||
|
|||
Where was the most interesting place someone started a fight with you?
one time i was in albertsons buying some groceries and i get to the line and theres a guy, maybe late thirties, kinda standing there with nothing staring at the magazines at the check-out counter.
i ask "excuse me, are you in line?" to which he replies "what the [censored] does it look like im doing" and i say "looking at magazines?" and the guy says "you [censored] kids(im 22) have no respect" at this point my friend gets between us as he sees one will probably end up punching the other if nothing is done. he leaves and as im checking out, the cashiers are talking about what a wacko the guy is. a month later, a new restaurant opened near our house, called "turkey shack" we go to check it out, they have turkey sandwiches, roast turkey, that kinda thing, the owner walks out of the back...and its dude from albertsons who tried to fight me. needless to say, we all left and he lost a ton of business, bummmmmerrrrr... rj 
|
|
#4
09-06-2005, 03:36 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Re: Where was the most interesting place someone started a fight with
one time about 4 or 5 years ago i was upstairs at a party having sex with my gf and some drunk kid that i had never met before ran into the room and jumped into the bed and started wailing on me because he heard there was a girl upstairs that was ready for sex. i ended up winning the fight but the beginning was precarious.
|
|
#5
09-06-2005, 03:38 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Re: Where was the most interesting place someone started a fight with you?
One time I was in Albertsons at the check out line buying some gum & hadn't decided what flavor yet. Some young [censored] punk comes up behind me with a case of Natural Light & a stack of porn mags or some such crap and shoved me in the back. I turn to look at him and he's all like "hey old man, you in line or what?" to which I reply "I'm just picking out my purchase kind sir, could you give me a moment?" The guy is obviously trying to impress his buddy, and it seemed to work, but he was a puss & didn't REALLY want to fight, so nothing came of it.
About a month later, at the Grand Opening of a new restaurant I opened, offering only the best in fine Poultry products, the same guy tried to pull the same crap. What a complete loser. jvs
|
|
#6
09-06-2005, 03:41 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Re: Where was the most interesting place someone started a fight with
[ QUOTE ]
One time I was in Albertsons at the check out line buying some gum & hadn't decided what flavor yet. Some young [censored] punk comes up behind me with a case of Natural Light & a stack of porn mags or some such crap and shoved me in the back. I turn to look at him and he's all like "hey old man, you in line or what?" to which I reply "I'm just picking out my purchase kind sir, could you give me a moment?" The guy is obviously trying to impress his buddy, and it seemed to work, but he was a puss & didn't REALLY want to fight, so nothing came of it. About a month later, at the Grand Opening of a new restaurant I opened, offering only the best in fine Poultry products, the same guy tried to pull the same crap. What a complete loser. jvs [/ QUOTE ] does this pass for clever nowadays? yikes. rj
|
|
#7
09-06-2005, 03:42 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Re: Where was the most interesting place someone started a fight with
[ QUOTE ]
one time about 4 or 5 years ago i was upstairs at a party having sex with my gf and some drunk kid that i had never met before ran into the room and jumped into the bed and started wailing on me because he heard there was a girl upstairs that was ready for sex. i ended up winning the fight but the beginning was precarious. [/ QUOTE ] So this guy's plan was to knock you out and then sleep with your girlfriend?
|
|
#8
09-06-2005, 03:45 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Re: Where was the most interesting place someone started a fight with you?
Cypress Hill mosh pit. Maybe not uncommon, but sure the hell was interesting [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
|
|
#9
09-06-2005, 03:45 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Re: Where was the most interesting place someone started a fight with
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] one time about 4 or 5 years ago i was upstairs at a party having sex with my gf and some drunk kid that i had never met before ran into the room and jumped into the bed and started wailing on me because he heard there was a girl upstairs that was ready for sex. i ended up winning the fight but the beginning was precarious. [/ QUOTE ] So this guy's plan was to knock you out and then sleep with your girlfriend? [/ QUOTE ] something like that.
|
|
#10
09-06-2005, 03:45 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Re: Where was the most interesting place someone started a fight with
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] one time about 4 or 5 years ago i was upstairs at a party having sex with my gf and some drunk kid that i had never met before ran into the room and jumped into the bed and started wailing on me because he heard there was a girl upstairs that was ready for sex. i ended up winning the fight but the beginning was precarious. [/ QUOTE ] So this guy's plan was to knock you out and then sleep with your girlfriend again ? [/ QUOTE ] FYP
|
 |
|
|
Linear Mode
