Internet Checkers Bitches

jokerthief · #1 09-02-2005, 01:28 PM

Half the people who play internet chechers that comes with XP are complete bitches. If I got you 4 to 1 and you offer a draw, and if I accept, it wouldn't mean that we tied. It would mean that you are a bitch and I am letting you saturate in your bitchness. If you need to think for minute and a half to make your first move, then you are a bitch of bitches. When you fall for one of my traps, delaying the jump won't change anything, except make you a bitch. Not moving and hoping I leave, won't make you the winner if I leave. Instead it makes you the queen of the bitches.

Now for my penance.

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For the Checkers Bitches

jakethebake · #2 09-02-2005, 01:31 PM

I'm gonna just say that anyone playing Internet checkers is a bitch.

HopeydaFish · #3 09-02-2005, 01:35 PM

Sounds a lot like internet chess bitches. This is what you get for playing online against geeky teenagers, though.

I stopped playing timed games of more than 15 minutes when the Xth bitch decided that he wasn't going to move for 30+ minutes to avoid being put into checkmate.

I hate people.

jokerthief · #4 09-02-2005, 01:42 PM

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I'm gonna just say that anyone playing Internet checkers is a bitch.

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Checkers is a fun game when played against good competition.

kerssens · #5 09-02-2005, 02:06 PM

I hate that you can only get a max of 2 hands of internet spades in before gold 1 starts to play.

TheMainEvent · #6 09-02-2005, 02:21 PM

Ironic how people are probably more reasonable in online poker than they are in these other games with no money involved

HopeydaFish · #7 09-02-2005, 02:31 PM

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I wouldn't go that far. A lot of the garbage you see in free games like checkers and chess is the same garbage you'd see in poker if it weren't for the fact that the poker games are more tightly regulated. The free sites don't care if the players abuse each other and/or cheat. The poker sites have a vested interest in ensuring that bad apples don't chase off the rest of the players.

And this is now a poker post, and I should be ashamed of myself for responding.

youtalkfunny · #8 09-03-2005, 04:45 AM

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If you need to think for minute and a half to make your first move, and I sit there and wait on you, instead of leaving to find an opponent who is ready, then I am a bitch of bitches.

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Mat Sklansky · #9 09-03-2005, 04:48 AM

checkers bitches? NO.