[censored] Michigan

Scotch78 · #1 08-28-2005, 03:33 AM

So we're eating at Denny's and 2 guys walk in with a girl. One of the guys is wearing a Michigan T-shirt, nuff said. One of my friends tells a story about his mechanic being from Michigan, but most of our comments sacrificed humor for sheer insult power. The girl starts getting pissed and yells at us to lay off because they just got married.

That's when it hits me. The next time I want to insult a Michigan fan, I'm just going to tell him about the time I met a Michigan graduate who took his new bride to Denny's with his buddy riding shotgun.

Scott

edit: By "just got married", I mean that it was still their wedding night.

daryn · #2 08-28-2005, 03:38 AM

nobody cares about the entire midwest

captZEEbo1 · #3 08-28-2005, 04:37 AM

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nobody cares about the entire midwest

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Chicago is where it's at.

MarkL444 · #4 08-28-2005, 05:04 AM

hey [censored] you [censored]

uw_madtown · #5 08-28-2005, 05:59 AM

Ann Arbor's a whore.

ibankonu · #6 08-28-2005, 02:53 PM

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Ann Arbor's a whore.

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cardcounter0 · #7 08-28-2005, 03:02 PM

Nobody but Ohio cares about Michigan.

bugstud · #8 08-28-2005, 03:10 PM

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Ann Arbor's a whore.

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chesspain · #9 08-28-2005, 03:13 PM

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The next time I want to insult a Michigan fan, I'm just going to tell him about the time I met a Michigan graduate who took his new bride to Denny's with his buddy riding shotgun.

Scott

edit: By "just got married", I mean that it was still their wedding night.

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Gee, it's nice when cousins get along really well.

Sincerely,

chesspain
Ohio State University, class of '90

PokerGoblin · #10 08-28-2005, 03:22 PM

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You graduated from there and that's the best you could come up with?

You must have grown up in Columbus as well.

PG