Telling your girlfriend your sex life is boring.

#1 08-27-2005, 10:10 PM

I'll tell you what, there is no easy way to do this.

I guess it's a bad idea to tell them when they're bleeding...

Whoops!

Experiences?

gorie · #2 08-27-2005, 10:12 PM

i hope this doesn't mean you just killed your girlfriend.

#3 08-27-2005, 10:15 PM

Hahahahaha. Crap. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Easy E · #4 08-27-2005, 11:17 PM

You're an idiot

Klepton · #5 08-27-2005, 11:35 PM

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You're an idiot

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dynamite · #6 08-28-2005, 03:15 AM

your an idiot

diebitter · #7 08-28-2005, 03:27 AM

Here's both the solution and the cure.

Tell her whilst doing her doggy style, and hold on tight, and don't let go.

Scotch78 · #8 08-28-2005, 03:39 AM

Guaranteed remedy to kickstart the sex:

Soon as you finish, before you roll off of her, say, "I want you to have my abortion."

Scott

diebitter · #9 08-28-2005, 05:02 AM

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Guaranteed remedy to kickstart the sex:

Soon as you finish, before you roll off of her, say, "I want you to have my abortion."

Scott

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Or "I haven't had sex this bad since 5th grade"

#10 08-28-2005, 08:22 AM

You know where to stick it