Predicting Roulette

markreed · #1 04-09-2003, 05:46 AM

Is anybody interested in roulette prediction computers? I have been building them for 10 years now. If you have any questions about what they can or cannot do, ask me a question at deleted ad.
Has anybody used a computer to beat poker before? A few years ago I checked with a lawyer to find out if detecting the nature of other people's cards (or the casino's) was legal, and they said it wasn't, so that's a no no! These days most things are possible, but it's just a question of the means and the motivation.

- Mark

RiverMel · #2 04-09-2003, 11:19 AM

How much have you lost over those 10 years? Also, if your system works why would you share it with others rather than keep it quiet and make your billions that way?

Also, what are you going to do when Apple Computer sues you for a copyright violation for calling a handheld computer "The Newton"? Thanks.

markreed · #3 04-09-2003, 11:57 AM

Very valid questions!
Over the 10 years, I made enough to start my own business (in something other than gambling), which has lasted for 5 years now. We were never professional players, since we were far better at being computer-building geeks than high-roller look-alikes. Professional roulette requires a lot of dedication and is not for everyone. That is one of the reasons why we want to offer this type of prediction technology to the hobbyist as well as the professional. The latest hand-held computers are far cheaper and more reliable than our old hand-made affairs. Therefore we can offer them for sale to the public over the internet.

For me, a roulette prediction computer is still a fun night out, but nowadays, I call it testing!

The Apple Newton is dead! I know it is because mine has been sitting in the corner under a cover of dust now for 4 years! Calling a roulette computer a Newton is more of a tribute!

- Mark

Clarkmeister · #4 04-09-2003, 12:11 PM

"Professional roulette requires a lot of dedication and is not for everyone."

ROFLMFAO, this is the funniest thing I've read on these forums, bar none, EVER. Go back in your hole you freaking snakeoil salesman. Hey, why don't you sell us your limited edition "Professional Craps Player" package while you are at it. Bwahahahahaha, professional roulette player, that's freaking funny. This isn't the 1930's with biased wheels all over the place. And we aren't retarded. Get a life and go away.

Mat, please delete his links, but leave the rest of this clown's post up so he can get the ridicule he deserves.

B-Man · #5 04-09-2003, 04:36 PM

I sincerely doubt that anybody who reads this forum is stupid enough to buy a roulette-predicting computer.

Anadrol 50 · #6 04-09-2003, 04:42 PM

What a joke. He should be banned for advertising his crap.

Kurn, son of Mogh · #7 04-09-2003, 05:19 PM

Does that mean I can't advertise my lottery picking computer?

David Steele · #8 04-09-2003, 06:36 PM

I believe in roulette predicting computers, though I have no idea what this advertisement is for.

The kind of machine described in the book the Eudaemonic Pie
by Bass, really can work though it did not work for them that well.

The idea is to predict a slightly better number to bet on after the ball is rolling using physics calculations. You don't have to improve your odds very much to make the bet profitable.

I have reliable information from someone who made a lot of money a while back with just such a system.

D.

Ulysses · #9 04-09-2003, 06:43 PM

Clarkmeister,

You know I respect your poker advice and always look forward to your posts. However, you are really off the mark with this one.

I bought one of these computers about a year ago and since then have made $7.2 Million playing roulette semi-professionally. I only wonder how much I would have made in the same period had I been focused on the task and really dedicated to perfecting my skills.

I understand that it might sound impossible to someone without a PhD-level mathematics background, but let me put it to you in language you might understand. It works, baby! The proof is in the pudding, and let's just say there's a lot of pudding at my house as a result of this incredible invention.

So, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Don't let anyone keep you from pursuing your dream. With a little effort and this computer, anyone can become a guaranteed winner at roulette.

You haven't heard much about this because the gambling industry has done its best to quash all information about this. However, this forum will finally get the word out. You better get one soon, since I predict roulette as a casino game will be non-existent in one year after I and fellow users bust a couple of big casinos.

Hope this helped.

Clarkmeister · #10 04-09-2003, 07:21 PM

Wow Ulysses, that's pretty nice. At the very least you are a better man than I, since after I made the first $1million of my $7.2million profit for the year, I would quit my day job. Thus my "semi-pro" $7.2mm job would be sadly forced to become a $15mm full time gig. Your dedication to your other endeavors is admirable. [img]/forums/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]