A delicate situation ... WWOotD?

[jacki]

A situation I commonly find myself in.

So you're freaking, the furniture's squeaking
Your girlfriend's saying that she's weak in the knees.
Cheek to cheek, and pound for pound,
You're taxing it and waxing it and working it around,
Until the booty starts making that clapping sound,
Which is cool, but your friends are chilling in the other room.
The clapping's getting louder, you don't want them to clown you,

[Edge34]

D makes sense, because C is probably going to happen anyways. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[touchfaith]

Do I have to answer in rhyme?

Either way, it seems you'd be the one in the best position to clown.

Did they get any sitting in your living room?

Break out the whipped cream and the cherries.

[BusterStacks]

my head under her leg under my arm under her toe

I've heard it before
And I'll hear it some more
All the braggin' and boastin'
In the threads that you're postin'

Gives me the conclusion
That it's just an illusion

With all the questions you askin'
and answers that you're urgin'
Just leads me to think
That you're still a virign

So take it from me
Your Ol' Uncle G

You may think that its cool
But you're actin' a fool

I got chunks of punks like you
in my stool..

Peace out

[jakethebake]

This is a really crappily disguised brag thread.

[jacki]

I must be old. I didn't think it would take that long for someone to get it.

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my head under her leg under my arm under her toe

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and this is the best line in the song.

[jacki]

The uses for this account will be few and far between.

[jakethebake]

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The uses for this account will be few and far between.

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it's already 2 uses too many.