Women are complicated creatures

[handsome]

This thread is directed mostly to those who often post about girl problems. Girls are a lot like your opponents in poker.. you kind of have to figure them out yourself. You can't really generalize the entire female species and treat everyone like a random or you're gonna get hurt. So when you specify a certain situation and ask for advice, it's not going to get you anywhere if you don't have a good feel for talking, and the only way to achieve this is through experience.

I hear a lot of questions like:
"What can I say to get this girl to like me?"
"How should I ask her out?"
"Where can I take her for a date?"

Sure, you can get great answers to these questions but no one will be there when you're actually out on a date, which is what really matters. Remember: DATES ARE NOT SCRIPTED. Then, people will tell you to "be confident" but that's obviously easier said than done. You really just have to date as many girls as you can and figure out everyone's kinks. A lot of times, there's one thing that drives a girl crazy for you.

For example, one girl I've slept with loved massages. It would be like foreplay to her. Then there were others who hated it. Another girl loved when I said "sweet" stuff like.. "the best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen, not touched... but are felt in the heart.." I usually say that cheesy stuff as a joke, but for one girl it was a way to get her in bed.

So the point of this post is to educate some of you on how to approach this whole asking for advice thing.. I think asking for advice, especially on a poker forum like this, is HORRIBLE, since a lot of the advice SUCKS.. anyway, good luck and hopefully we will see a lot less of "How can I get laid?" and a lot more of "I got laid!!"

[MelchyBeau]

so what is confidence and how does one get it?

Melch

[Chris Dow]

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hopefully we will see a lot less of "How can I get laid?" and a lot more of "I got laid!!"

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I am willing to lay odds against this. PM me to work out the details.

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Does anyone remember when handsome joined the OOT with the "I hate people who can't dance" post? Man that was good stuff.

[handsome]

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Does anyone remember when handsome joined the OOT with the "I hate people who can't dance" post? Man that was good stuff.

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Well, it's true. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[ChipWrecked]

A wise man once said:

Women are like cats.

All they want is a comfy place by the fire, a saucer of milk, and A MASTER.

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I bet you get all the ladies.

[ChipWrecked]

I'm married.

My sack is pressed between pages in her scrapbook.

[mslif]

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I said "sweet" stuff like.. "the best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen, not touched... but are felt in the heart.."

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Good stuff! I personally think that every girl just need to hear that they are beautiful. Just look at them in the eyes and tell them "you are so beautiful"... Works like a charm.

[ThisHo]

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I'm married.

My sack is pressed between pages in her scrapbook.

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This made me laugh, and then I remembered that my wife just started scrapbooking and then it made me cry.