Make me a new man

[TStoneMBD]

So it looks like I'm going away for a week up in Nantucket. Normally when I talk to girls I'm very honest about myself. I thought this would be the best opportunity to give lying a shot since I'll never see them again anyway.

I'm not very good with lying so this is where you guys come in. What are some stories I should tell about myself?

Go wild

[Riskwise]

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So it looks like I'm going away for a week up in Nantucket. Normally when I talk to girls I'm very honest about myself. I thought this would be the best opportunity to give lying a shot since I'll never see them again anyway.

I'm not very good with lying so this is where you guys come in. What are some stories I should tell about myself?

Go wild

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lying about penis size is kinda counterproductive... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[oneeye13]

minor league baseball player or pro teabagger

[Willluck]

You are a sex researcher, who is in town to speak at the local University. Make up some kind of discovery that you wrote a book about and how you can show it to them.
edit: the discovery that is (not the book).

[scotty34]

say you play on the PGA tour

[Macdaddy Warsaw]

Tell them about the time you were driving with this guy you had just met that night to a diner and he did a line of coke off your dashboad and chanted "DRIVE FAST, TAKE CHANCES" the whole way.

You don't do coke, by the way.

[rusellmj]

1. You are a screenwriter. You currently have a project being thrown around at Dreamworks.

2. Get a ring, talk about how you're glad to be on vaca from all the stress. How your wife doesn't understand you and you're ready to cut loose.

[daryn]

tell them you're a professional poker player..

[SmileyEH]

tell them you are thebruiser.

-SmileyEH

[MrFeelNothin]

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2. Get a ring, talk about how you're glad to be on vaca from all the stress. How your wife doesn't understand you and you're ready to cut loose.

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This worked well for George.