Best Family Guy Moment

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I looked through the last few months before getting bored of searching, and didn't see this one done yet. What's your favorite scene/line from Family Guy?

For me, it'd have to be in the Sexual Harassment episode where Peter tries to breast feed Stewie, though there are a few that come very close.

[Victor]

diamonds: now she has to.

[Soul Daddy]

When it was cancelled.

[eastbay]

The Kool-Aid guy bit was pretty damn funny for someone my age.

eastbay

[PokerBob]

2 that come to mind off the top of my head:
1- Stewie makes a crack about Lois's cooking and then says, "that's right, I went there." That slays me, but as does just about anything else he says.

2-When death puts an entire chicken leg in his mouth and then pulls it out with all the meat gone and says "Well, let's just say that when I was younger I made a few movies that I'm not particularly pround of." I love cock humor.

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What's your favorite scene/line from Family Guy

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Lois... if you don't clean this entire house, I'm going to get anal.

[miajag81]

Some that come immediately to mind:

- Of course, the Kool-Aid gag from the first episode
- Stewie's "You Are The Weakest Link, Goodbye" rant
- Diane Simmons saying "Well Tom, I just plain don't like black people" when she thought they weren't on the air
- Peter: "I read about this in a book once." Brian: "Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't NOTHING?"

There are really too many great lines/moments from this show, I'm sure I'll think of many more.

[schwza]

best moment in television:

peter is the doctor's office, maybe with some bad disease.

doctor: peter, you're fine
peter: wait a minute, are you hitting on me?
lois: no, peter, he's telling you you're healthy
doctor [pause]: can't it be both?

10 minutes later peter is talking to death...

peter: how'd you even track me down?
death: i had the information sent by your HMO
peter: look, i know the guy was hitting on me, but you don't have to call him names.

the doctor's line and death's line are hilarious in their own right, and peter's line tying it together is frickin' genius.

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Just saw another that I had forgotten. From the Mob one:

Lois: Peter, thank god. Did you take care of... that thing?
Peter: That thing? Oh, oh, you mean that growth. Yeah, yeah, I had the doctor look at that.
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Doctor: Mr. Griffin, that isn't a growth. That's your penis.
Peter: Oh. Well, what about the uh-
Doctor: Testicles.
Peter: Huh...

Oh, and:

Peter: Well, I would try to eat you really fast before I got flacid.

There really are too many of these.