My attempt to fit in with the "new" oot

[cnfuzzd]

So i havent been around here much lately, do to the fact that im much happier not reading most of the idiocy that gets posted here, but this is pure OOT.

So i am sitting in my office a couple of weeks ago, and notice a spider living in an upper-corner. Now im generally really cool with all spiders that arent currently biting me, so i let him go about his business, namely removing pesky insects from my house. However, he is starting to get kind of big, and i think its about time to assert my dominance as the superior species.

Then, a couple of days ago, im chatting with rmarotti about how im going to pwn jason t in the "marottis hot roommate" contest, when i notice this fly buzzing around me. I really hate flys, and have ever since i saw "the fly", not the new one, but the old one. Why? I dunno. Just not a fan. So i go look for a flyswatter, newspaper, or file folder owned by my roommate. No avail. So, i take the course of laziness, and decide to find a flyswatter at the store later. Two store trips later, and still no fly swatter. Im lazy and forgetfull.

So im yelling at myself about this, when it hits me. CLEARLY THIS IS THE WAY THINGS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!! This is a classic match up. Im not going to kill these two living creatures, im going to let them kill each other, to see which one advances to the next round! CLASSIC SPIDER AND THE FLY BATTLE TO THE DEATH.

So, there will be periodic updates, and a final match report forthcoming, but i have some quesitons.

-how is it possible to work a "stick it in her pooper" reference in this situation?

-would the jesus spammer approve of this?

-what is the appropriate "spider vs fly" beverage? I mean, whiskey could put me out of it too soon, but beer seems a bit trashy for such an elite event.

-how much should i sell tickets.

- what is the oot opinion of the outcome of this?

-im going to chipotle, what should i get?

Thanks guys, and i look forward to keeping you up-to-date on SPIDER VS FLY: THIS TIME ITS FOR REAL!!!!! hosted by pjn productions.

peace

john nickle

[cnfuzzd]

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So i havent been around here much lately, do to the fact that im . A COMPLETE LOSER TOOL!!!1111

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FYP

peace

john nickle

[cnfuzzd]

stick it in her pooper


peace

john nickle

[cnfuzzd]

THIS IS GAY.

END OF THREAD.


peace

john nickle

[Joshssj4]

You're trying much too hard.

[ChoicestHops]

Whiskey and sprite will make the event enjoyable. Whiskey is good for you [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Willluck]

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-how is it possible to work a "stick it in her pooper" reference in this situation?

-would the jesus spammer approve of this?

-what is the appropriate "spider vs fly" beverage? I mean, whiskey could put me out of it too soon, but beer seems a bit trashy for such an elite event.

-how much should i sell tickets.

- what is the oot opinion of the outcome of this?

-im going to chipotle, what should i get?

Thanks guys, and i look forward to keeping you up-to-date on SPIDER VS FLY: THIS TIME ITS FOR REAL!!!!! hosted by pjn productions.


[/ QUOTE ] Why didn't you just lock this from getting replies?

[thatpfunk]

You are awesome and really have captured the oot demise in a single thread.

[siccjay]

Fly gets pwned.

Take the under.

[morgant]

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Now im generally really cool with all spiders

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VIVA