Would you rather...

[The_Flopologist]

In the last few minutes of your pathetic little life, would you rather eat some great p----y or get your nob shined? Remember, 10 minutes of either one and then it's a shot-gun blast to your chest.

[stanky]

Who would choose eating pussy over getting your dick sucked?

Your an idiot, and I'm one of those OOT dicks

[[censored]]

what part of STFU did you not understand

also 35

[The_Flopologist]

I can't stop laughing. I keep posting and you keep reading. It's like flies on sheeit. Hilarious! Man, I love the internet!

[[censored]]

crap he was actually 34, now someone innocent must pay. time to head over to politics I guess.

[asofel]

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I can't stop laughing. I keep posting and you keep reading. It's like flies on [censored]. Hilarious! Man, I love the internet!

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if you can figure out what the 35 was in his post, you're realize why your response is funny.

[asofel]

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crap he was actually 34, now someone innocent must pay. time to head over to politics I guess.

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lmao.

[VBM]

Take a straight shot to the face from a professional, heavyweight UFC fighter (excellent striker, use your imagination)?

or

Hit your mother in the face as hard/well as you can?

[The_Flopologist]

Yeah, ok you got me. I confess. I'm not up on all this "secret handshake circle-jerk me while we post numbers secret code funny ha ha we got him" forum stuff. Wow, and I thought my life was pathetic. LOL!

[touchfaith]

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Wow, and I thought my life was pathetic.

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You were right