POed. Enter with at your own risk...

There is no justice in Hold'em, who ever came up with this game should be shot. Hold'em may sound simple and when things are going your way it may seem simple. But, without a doubt this is the most frustrating game this side of the Mississippi or the known world. Hold'em should have been named, Miracle on Fifth Street.


A letter will be sent to the President today. This letter will ask him to nuke the Valley of Patience. Why have a Valley for the sane, when just on the other side of the border lies Any2card Town. These ridiculous residents have strained the patience of those who respect the game and it's underlining strategies. The fault lies somewhere and today we are going to find out who is at fault. Lets start with the three rulers of 2+2, their names are listed on the cover page. They are part of this conspiracy to drive those who play in the VoP NUTS. We need some big tough guys to take all three of them out to the wood shed and beat them senseless for all the promises they have made. Gifts where exchanged, promises were made, and yet there are countless thousands who drowned at the river each and every day. Why are there no warnings on these books. They make the cigarette venders put warnings on their products why are these three allowed to sell their goods without warning the public.


Okay, DON'T take them out to the wood shed, they might have bigger friends or they may hurt some poor guy who does the biding of a Hold'em player who has just gone insane. Yes insane! With no place to vent the anger that plagues this emotional soul. Lost in a sea of defeat, lack of sleep, confusion and frustration. Will someone please send a bullet this way, stop the pain, stop the misery, stop the insanity.


The man who gave the seed of life to this lost soul is dead, if he were alive, his butt would be kicked also. Was it not he who took this soul to Vegas at age 16, got him an ID's that said he was 25 when he didn't look 12. And how stupid was security in those days, were they blinded by a kid in a suit. It was child abuse, and a life was ruined. A gambler by injection caught in an endless lope of bad beats, bad luck, and bad dreams.


YOU WILL NEVER SEE THIS LOST, BUSTED, SORRY POKER JUNKIE IN A POKER GAME EVER AGAIN!


SPM,...until I get back from a ridiculous non poker vacation my wife has set up, is there no end to the misery of the SPM...

you can always copy a picture of me for your dartboard and enjoy your trip more. take out your aggressions and help to quel your violent friend snoitome that lives within.


zee:: hoping she takes you to the inlaws

"Hold'em should have been named, Miracle on Fifth Street."


SPM, you need to play in games that don't have Taliban dealers. They have it in for us suburbanites.


that is all,


dannyboy )

"zee:: hoping she takes you to the inlaws"


You ARE a cruel man Zee...

trip where there is no poker.....can't decide if that shows how smart your wife is, or how unsmart you are????

Was it not he who took this soul to Vegas at age 16, got him an ID's that said he was 25 when he didn't look 12. And how stupid was security in those days, were they blinded by a kid in a suit.


True? I bet that's a good story. You ought to tell it some time.

Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.

..and funniest posts yet...could add that the in-laws are anti-gambing fanatics that will rail constantly about the millions of lost souls...and solicit donations for sen kyle, but that would be overdoing it...lol...gl

SPM:You have holes in your pockets,very much unsuited playing this game aand must learn to swim in the river to avoid drowning!

So did you win or lose last session Phil?


Just some thoughts...


Michael D. (Soccer/Sucker Mike D.)