Mitch Hedberg

[Brain]

is on Comedy Central tonight at 8:30 (at least in the NYC market)

[MEbenhoe]

NICE!!!

"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're relentless."

"I think pringles original intention was to make tennis balls, but on the day the rubber was supposed to arrive, a truckload of potatoes showed up. But pringles is a laid back company, they said [censored] it cut 'em up"

[jnalpak]

"I once owned an ant farm, them ant's aint grown [censored]"..."And if i pull your legs off you look like snowmen"

"Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr. Pepper, but it's a bullshit replica, 'cuz the dude didn't even get his degree. Alright."

RIP

[CallMeIshmael]

"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said No, but I want a regular banana later, so, Yeah."


May he RIP

[somethingstupid]

This guy is jokes.