french girl

[bholdr]

I just rented an apartment to a french girl that's in town for six months working for the chamber of commerce. What is it with french women? She dresses kind of plainly, wears no make up, and has a sorta plain-jane hairstyle, etc... but she's still H-O-T. more beautiful than hot, really, and more pretty than beautiful, now that i think of it, but VERY pretty.

sparkling eyes, etc... Unfourtunatly, my business association with her (as the building super) precludes the possibility of an... interaction. *sighs*

got any witty things i can say in french, etc?

...and she's at my door asking me to help move a futon. It's not my job, but how can i refuse?
damn fine.

[shakingspear]

The only thing I ever really knew how to say in French was au coin de la rue. It means on the corner of the street. I said it to a sub once and she almost threw me out of class because she thought I was calling her a hooker.

So give it a try.

[MEbenhoe]

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I just rented an apartment to a french girl that's in town for six months working for the chamber of commerce. What is it with french women? She dresses kind of plainly, wears no make up, and has a sorta plain-jane hairstyle, etc

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because girls who look good without makeup, fancy clothes, or fancy hair are the best girls of all.

[sexypanda]

Try: "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?"

Perhaps try singing it. Works every time.

[Stuck]

Yeah, and if that doesn't work try "Mocha Chocolata ya ya". They're a sucker for that one.

[xadrez]

Je suis le bombe atomique!

[sexypanda]

Seriously, you could try:

Bonjour - hi
Ca va? - what's up? how are you?
Ca va bien - I'm good
Merci - thank you
De rien - you're welcome (It was nothing)
If she asks "parlez-vous francais?"
You can say: "un peut" (a little) or "seulment pour vous" (only for you)

I took french for like 6 years (but that was a long time ago), so if you need anything else let me know.

[Ulysses]

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Unfourtunatly, my business association with her (as the building super) precludes the possibility of an... interaction. *sighs*

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WTF? You are the super of an apartment, not the CEO of some Fortune 500 corporation worried about hooking up w/ some hot underling.

Hell, Bill Clinton was the f'ing PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA and he still had his intern blow him.

So, I think you can let this one slide.

[pryor15]

oo-la-la

actually, you could watch amelie or something and see what you could come up w/

or better yet, tell us how we can "accidentally" run into her, should we be in the area

[jakethebake]

Au Mon Cheri...