Favorite original (or semi-original) sayings

touchfaith · #1 06-16-2005, 04:20 PM

What is/are your favorite(s) sayings that you are either fairly sure you made up yourself, or the owner does not know you are taking credit for...

I've got...

"Do onto others before others do-do on you"

and...

"If 'if' was a 'fifth', we'd all be drunk"

Lets hear um...

jcmack13 · #2 06-16-2005, 04:29 PM

"Beer before poker, never been broker. Poker before beer, you're in the clear."

Patrick del Poker Grande · #3 06-16-2005, 04:29 PM

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"Do onto others before others do-do on you"

and...

"If 'if' was a 'fifth', we'd all be drunk"

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These suck. 1 Star.

Amid Cent · #4 06-16-2005, 04:32 PM

When you win or get something for free, especially when it's a very small amount... "It's better than a kick in the head"

Patrick del Poker Grande · #5 06-16-2005, 04:34 PM

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When you win or get something for free, especially when it's a very small amount... "It's better than a kick in the head"

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"Better than a kick in the ___" is not original and it's not yours.

Also, I proclaim myself to be the official OOT Sayings Czar.

jakethebake · #6 06-16-2005, 04:35 PM

This thread is lame. You take the blame.

WEASEL45 · #7 06-16-2005, 05:04 PM

you cant lose if you quit

Mike Cuneo · #8 06-16-2005, 09:30 PM

buttttttterrrrr

Alobar · #9 06-16-2005, 09:53 PM

"Bitches are dumb, thats why they are called dumb bitches"

CardSharpCook · #10 06-16-2005, 10:13 PM

The difference between INsane and INlove is how she feels about you.

The heart is always big enough.

What one does for a living and how they serve God are rarely related.

We write the history that we can live with.

Love is.

Hope never dies.

Damn, I have so many of these... They usually come back to me when it is applicable. I have a bunch of poker sayings too, but those aren't to be shared here.

CSC