Bat diapers?

Ser William · #1 06-15-2005, 11:30 AM

With a new Batman movie coming out I thought this might make for reasonable conversation. Think about it. When Batman puts on his suit he has to know it could be a full night's worth of work. Yet what happens when he has to go to the bathroom?

Now, clearly Batman isn't casually stopping off at some Mobil mart to use the restroom if he has to go. It probably takes too long to get out of that suit and I don't see any ass flap for quick release. So then, how does he go? I figure, he must have invented some sort of special Bat Diaper. Sleeker than the normal diaper yet very absorbant. Thoughts?

Patrick del Poker Grande · #2 06-15-2005, 11:31 AM

I'm sure there had to be a better way for you to spend your 9th post.

jakethebake · #3 06-15-2005, 11:34 AM

Bat colostemy bag.

Ser William · #4 06-15-2005, 11:37 AM

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Probably.

But I must admit one of my favorite comic books of all time was "The Watchmen" mainly because they had heroes who actually were believable. Like the overweight guy who puts on the Hawk costume. So I just got to wondering about some of the real world flaws of super heroes and what would have to be done to make them truly believable in a real world context.

But maybe it's just not worth crossing that line.