You know. . .

rmarotti · #1 06-15-2005, 04:36 AM

. . .how on those microwave bags of popcorn they say to be careful of the steam when you opne it because it can burn you?

They're not joking.

toss · #2 06-15-2005, 05:04 AM

What happened did you get steamed like a lobster?

rmarotti · #3 06-15-2005, 05:14 AM

My hand hurts.

Publos Nemesis · #4 06-15-2005, 05:21 AM

nice avatar. very appropriate.

jakethebake · #5 06-15-2005, 09:28 AM

next time put your face closer.

spamuell · #6 06-15-2005, 09:36 AM

Here's what you do:

1. Find a company with one of those lame save-our-asses warnings on their products about events that never happen.
2. Sue them, because their fake warnings have desensitised you to warnings in general which led to your injury.
3. Roll around in a pile of money (although be careful of your hand).