Michael Jackson and the bottle...

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From Yahoo News:
"Michael Jackson was portrayed on Thursday as a serial pedophile, an alcoholic and a man obsessed with pornography as prosecutors summed up their child sex abuse case with a blistering character assassination of one of the world's best-known entertainers."

I don't know why this struck me as odd but... when I read this, my first thought was, "I would never have guessed Michael was an alcoholic." The rest didn't make me blink. But I just don't picture the lil' guy boozing it up.