Help!

jakethebake · #1 06-01-2005, 05:02 PM

I've just ingested four gallons of this. what should I do?

Shilly · #2 06-01-2005, 05:03 PM

Neutralize with eight gallons of sodium hydroxide of the same molarity.

bosoxfan · #3 06-01-2005, 05:03 PM

brush your teeth and gargle with mouthwash.

M2d · #4 06-01-2005, 05:04 PM

call your wife and tell her you love her.

Pocket Trips · #5 06-01-2005, 05:05 PM

Die ( not wishing death upon you... just saying that if you ingest 4 gallons of just about anything, especially acid, this will tend to be the body's natural reaction)

chaas4747 · #6 06-01-2005, 05:05 PM

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Whatever in the [censored] that means.

jakethebake · #7 06-01-2005, 05:07 PM

I've neutralized it with four gallons of this stuff. Am I going to be o.k.?

bd8802 · #8 06-01-2005, 05:07 PM

The easy answer:

Insert what is left in the bottle rectally, get drunk, call poison control.

M2d · #9 06-01-2005, 05:08 PM

let's just say that it won't make matters much worse.

Soul Daddy · #10 06-01-2005, 05:11 PM

Tell your male pseudo-nurse. You know you have one.