petition to punch dutch boyd in the face @ 2005 WSOP

[BISCO]

bonus points if you can get the entire rail to start singing the meow mix theme immediately afterwards.

[LuckYou777]

i think he said in his blog that he might not have enough to buy into the main event this year. which almost makes the punch in the face unnessecary.

almost.

[BISCO]

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i think he said in his blog that he might not have enough to buy into the main event this year. which almost makes the punch in the face unnessecary.

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green chip says he shows up to try and beg for some sucker to stake him.

or to try and get some face time on espn by being a douche and talking about "the crew"

hopefully he will snap and kill himself before then.

[blaze666]

what's wrong with dutch? sure, he's a bit cocky, and a bit of a jerk. but what poker player isn't?

[blaze666]

in fact, i bet hellmuth was a real nice guy before poker. i reckon poker turned him from a sweet, kind, loving guy, who does regular visits to the childrens hospital reading them stories, into the person he is today.

[jah0550]

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who does regular visits to the childrens hospital reading them stories.

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WTF? Here is one of his stories. "I have 9 world championships...if luck weren't a factor, i'd win everything..." Then proceed to berate the kids on how one of them put a bad beat on him in go fish.

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"Boys and Girls, today's story is about the 1989 World Series of Poker..."

[TomCollins]

Most poker players aren't con artists.

[dogmeat]

I'll bet he wasn't.

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[LuckYou777]

tom collins beat me to it.

to the few defending dutch, dutch isn't just an arrogant guy with a broken bankroll and diminishing skills, he's an arrogant con artist with a broken bankroll and a broken reputation. and diminishing skills.