Farting In Public

rmarotti · #1 05-21-2005, 01:55 AM

Please explain your answer.

PoBoy321 · #2 05-21-2005, 01:57 AM

The best is when you rip a really juicy one in a hallway or something, walk away, and then watch people's reactions when they catch a whiff of it.

mason55 · #3 05-21-2005, 01:57 AM

WTF not. I mean, even if it's a really stinky one, as long as there are enough people around so that no one knows it's you, it's a victimless crime.

Like punching someone in the dark.

rmarotti · #4 05-21-2005, 01:57 AM

"Better out than in" is the mantra. Constant and immediate relief actually seems to help reduce and/or eradicate the foul smells. If the people you're hanging out with are cool with it it shows that they're not focused on just appearances and appreciate you for the person you are.

rmarotti · #5 05-21-2005, 01:59 AM

I fail to see how the fact that no one can identify the assailant makes a crime victimless.

Blackjack · #6 05-21-2005, 02:00 AM

At the poker table, farts are +EV

mason55 · #7 05-21-2005, 02:06 AM

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I fail to see how the fact that no one can identify the assailant makes a crime victimless.

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I fail to see how you missed the joke.

Willluck · #8 05-21-2005, 02:16 AM

I guess I don't, because everytime I am out I feel like I am presenting myself to the opposite sex for mating purposes. Women don't like guys who fart in public.

Willluck · #9 05-21-2005, 02:18 AM

You need to meet this kid who is from Springfield named Nelson. He is an ironical character...you'd like him!

BusterStacks · #10 05-21-2005, 02:19 AM

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I guess I don't, because everytime I am out I feel like I am presenting myself to the opposite sex for mating purposes. Women don't like guys who fart in public.

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True love is a is when a man and a woman can fart in front of eachother.

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