So I Was Drunk...

SippinSoma · #1 05-14-2005, 03:40 AM

When I got home, I tried to get through our sliding door, but it would only open about a foot or so. I looked down and boom, there's a [censored] stick of wood lodged b/w the glass door and the wlal. After 15 minutes of trying to slide through less than a foot of space, i picked up a piece of wood and tried to shimmy the wood out of the [censored] way so I could get in without calling my mom and being like "sup mom, i'm stuck." another 15 minutes past, and i've nearly gotten the stick out of the gutter and then it falls on it's side and I'm doomed. I was so pissed b/c I knew one of the guys remodeling our kitchen let it fall in there by accident. I ended up calling my mom to come down and toss it out of there. So [censored] stupid. Thanks for listening 2p2, you guys rock.

Drunk, living, laughing, blah blah
-Sippinsoma

SippinSoma · #2 05-14-2005, 03:50 AM

30 second bump. i feel so stupid for claling my mom and being liek, "look ma, there's a piece of [censored] wood in the glass door, and i've been here for half an hour trying to sqeueze myself thorugh this opening but i can't. can you move that [censored] piece of wood so i can get in."

Lazymeatball · #3 05-14-2005, 03:51 AM

you live with your parents and you don't have a key to your house?

SippinSoma · #4 05-14-2005, 03:53 AM

we have a door for our patio (which i have a key for) but not th emain door, we just leave the sliding glass door unlcoked all the time.

i need to mvoe out, too bad the car costs $$$$$.

Lazymeatball · #5 05-14-2005, 03:56 AM

that makes sense. it's probably not that big of a deal to call your mom to let you in. if she hasn't kicked you out of the house by now, waking her up in the middle of the night can't be that much of an inconvenience. I can imagine your plight with that piece of wood. whenever I lock myself out of the house I just break a screen and slide open a window.

SippinSoma · #6 05-14-2005, 03:59 AM

dude omg, [censored] piece of wood. i found a piece of wood outside, and i was tryig to slide it out of the gutter. UNBELIVEABLE, wood did not want to cooperate. i mde so much noise, i thoght i woke someone up. [censored] bullshit, who leaves wood in the gutter of a sliding glass door. so much pain trying to squeeze through that hole. UNBELIEVABLE.

jokerthief · #7 05-14-2005, 04:08 AM

When drinking, it's always a good idea to have a contingency plan for everything.

bennyk · #8 05-14-2005, 04:12 AM

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When drinking, it's always a good idea to have a contingency plan for everything.

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this is true, especially if the contingency plan is unnecessarily complicated or will involve your getting into more absurd situations than the one it was designed to avoid.

bk

SippinSoma · #9 05-14-2005, 04:12 AM

contigency, WTF.

jokerthief · #10 05-14-2005, 04:14 AM

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When drinking, it's always a good idea to have a contingency plan for everything.

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this is true, especially if the contingency plan is unnecessarily complicated or will involve your getting into more absurd situations than the one it was designed to avoid.

bk

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NH, that is how it usually works out. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]