How to get Un-Drunk as fast as possible

Jman28 · #1 05-13-2005, 05:24 PM

I don't drink too much, so I'm not too experienced here.

I went out last night. I have an exam in 3 hours. I need to read 7 chapters of a textbook before this exam. I'm still pretty tipsy.

I just drank a Rockstar. I'm gonna shower now. How else can I sober up quickly? Or at least make myself learn this stuff as best I can. Thanks.

Jack of Arcades · #2 05-13-2005, 05:26 PM

You can't get undrunk. You can only get yourself awake and maybe a little more focus. Think of it like you were trying to keep yourself up for an all nighter.

wh1t3bread · #3 05-13-2005, 05:27 PM

Take a shot you will feel better.

Jman28 · #4 05-13-2005, 05:27 PM

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You can't get undrunk. You can only get yourself awake and maybe a little more focus. Think of it like you were trying to keep yourself up for an all nighter.

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Yeah, I didn't expect to lower my blood alchohol levels or anything. Good advice. Thanks.

IndieMatty · #5 05-13-2005, 05:28 PM

You went out last night. You are not still tipsy...just hungover. Drink water.

tripdad · #6 05-13-2005, 05:30 PM

an enema. seriously. if you have a waterpik shower head, turn on the smallest water stream and shove it up your ass.

later

Matty · #7 05-13-2005, 05:31 PM

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an enema. seriously. if you have a waterpik shower head, turn on the smallest water stream and shove it up your ass.

later

[/ QUOTE ]Yes this is the obvious answer. A garden hose could work as well.

Jman28 · #8 05-13-2005, 05:32 PM

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You went out last night. You are not still tipsy...just hungover. Drink water.

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Okay. Just drank 1/3 gallon of water. How long till I'm normal?

Jman28 · #9 05-13-2005, 05:33 PM

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an enema. seriously. if you have a waterpik shower head, turn on the smallest water stream and shove it up your ass.

later

[/ QUOTE ]Yes this is the obvious answer. A garden hose could work as well.

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Thanks. I'll try this next. I'm gonna do it twice, just to make sure it works.

tripdad · #10 05-13-2005, 05:34 PM

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You went out last night. You are not still tipsy...just hungover. Drink water.

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the hangover is due to dehydration. the fastest way to hydrate without IV is by enema. my brother was in the military. if there were several of them still halfway drunk come PT in the morning, a medic would give them an enema, and they nearly instantly felt less drunk/hungover(and sometimes turned on to boot).

ni han