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You know you have played to much poker when
- you try to pay with chips at the store
- try to make notes when you meet new people - ask for rakeback at your local store - ask the store if you can pay with neteller - reply "call" when they hand you your change - prefer loose and aggressive women - ask your girlfriend if she want to try 3-handed today - say "nice hand" with a sarcastic voice whenever you pay something - ask the two people to your left to please post their blinds - try to place everyone at the dinner table on a hand - see that your favorite table at the resturant is full, and try to wait in line Just translated this from norwegian. Anyone got new ones? |
#2
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Re: You know you have played to much poker when
you dont get road rage, you "drive on tilt"
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#3
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Re: You know you have played to much poker when
- You laugh everytime you walk up to a door that has push written on it.
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#4
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Re: You know you have played to much poker when
hahaha good one
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#5
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Re: You know you have played to much poker when
- whenever you see a dwarf the word "shortstack" comes to mind
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#6
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Re: You know you have played to much poker when
- When you see a hot girl you start calculating implied odds
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#7
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Re: You know you have played to much poker when
When you have drank 10 of the 12 beers, and dont really want want to finish the case, but you know you are pot comitted
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#8
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Re: You know you have played to much poker when
[ QUOTE ]
When you have smoked three quarters of the bag, and dont really want to finish it, but you know you are pot comitted [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: You know you have played to much poker when
lol...5-1 on a barf and hangover? hell yeah
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#10
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Re: You know you have played to much poker when
and returning the empties is considered rakeback
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