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Dead Baby Jokes.
I'll start this one off.
Whats the difference between having sex with a goat and having sex with a dead baby? ******Give up?****** I donno I never had sex with a goat. |
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Re: Dead Baby Jokes.
whats the difference between hooking up with a hooker and hooking up with a dead baby?
dead babies cant bite. |
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Re: Dead Baby Jokes.
How do you make a dead baby float?
***************************** 3 scoops ice cream, one scoop dead baby. |
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Re: Dead Baby Jokes.
What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?
A watermelon floats. |
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Re: Dead Baby Jokes.
WTD between being stuck under a pile of bricks and being stuck under a pile of dead babies?
You can't eat your way through a pile of bricks. |
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Re: Dead Baby Jokes.
whats the difference between my mother and a dead baby?
Dead babies dont wince during anal. Love, Greenthumb |
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Re: Dead Baby Jokes.
Q: What's brown and crispy and taps on glass?
A: A baby in a microwave. Q: What's the difference between a 2005 Jaguar and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a 2005 Jaguar in my garage. Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? A: One dead baby in 10 trash cans. |
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Re: Dead Baby Jokes.
how long does it take a dead baby to explode in a microwave?
i dont know i was too busy jacking off |
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Re: Dead Baby Jokes.
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how lond does it take a dead baby to explode in a microwave? i dont know i was too busy jacking off [/ QUOTE ] OMFG maybe this thread wasn't a good idea. With that... What is the best way to kill a baby? A screwdriver. |
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Re: Dead Baby Jokes.
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how long does it take a dead baby to explode in a microwave? i dont know i was too busy jacking off [/ QUOTE ] Wow [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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