Ever been to Prison?

[DemonDeac]

I'm just curious....what was it for? I'm assuming no one here has been to federal "pound me in the ass" prison. But what was it like? scarry? interesting? homoerotic?

anyone?

[jakethebake]

Nope. Just plain ol' jail.

edit: you're looking for spank material aren't you?

[chaas4747]

Jail also, never Prison

[BusterStacks]

For the record, Federal is a LOT easier than county or state prison. Federal places are contracted out to companies, so they get such amenities as cable TV, smoking, and Yoga classes. plus a lot more.

[chaas4747]

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Yoga classes.

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Don't think I have ever heard this and Federal Prison clash in the same sentence, but whatever. Glad you had a good time there.

[jason_t]

I have been to jail.

I studied in Budapest for a semester a few years ago. My first week in the city I hardly knew the language and I was at the supermarket paying. The cashier tried to tell me something and I had no idea what she was saying but it appeared that she would not accept the cash I was trying to pay with yet wouldn't return it to me. I offered her my Visa card but she wouldn't accept it. I decided to just walk out the door leaving behind the cash. Security for the supermarket stopped me and I realized that she was accusing me of something, probably shoplifting. Security took me to an office in the supermarket and the Hungarian police came and took me to a station, processed some paperwork, fingerprint me, took my photo and put me in a cell. I had no idea what was going on and I was scared. Fortunately, I was the only person in the cell. Eventually an interpreter arrived and I was informed that the money I tried to pay with was counterfeit. I requested that the American embassy be contacted and a few hours later someone from the embassy arrived. In the precense of the embassy official, I was questioned on every aspect of my whereabouts and doings since arriving in Hungary. The embassy official instructed me to just answer the questions and after a few more hours I was finally released.

[Klepton]

this is a time in my life where i would seriously consider never leaving the united states ever again

this is also the reason why i never like going to countries where i don't speak the language, misunderstandings turn into prison shanks

[thatpfunk]

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this is a time in my life where i would seriously consider never leaving the united states ever again

this is also the reason why i never like going to countries where i don't speak the language, misunderstandings turn into prison shanks

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living your life in fear sounds like fun

[Zoltri]

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Jail also, never Prison

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I was in for one day. The longest and most depressing day of my life. I can't even imagine how someone could last in prison longer than one year.

Pull out the noose. I'm not joking.

[smudgex68]

I went to Prison, Nebraska once for a business meeting